Ingredients
Equipment
Method
- In a large pot over medium-low heat, heat milk. Try not to let it get too hot--no simmering or boiling, and reduce the heat if you see this. Get a light steam coming off it.
- On high speed (or with your swole arms) beat egg yolks and a bit of sugar at a time until light and fluffy and all sugar is incorporated and you have a light and fluffy yellow substance, very thick.
- It's not the end of the world if your eggs get too hot, we will strain this later, but to try and avoid that just add a half cup of your hot milk to your egg yolk and sugar mixture--whisking the egg mixture constantly.
- Once there's a little milk in your eggs to get them a bit warmer, put that egg mixture into the big pot on the stove, adding your vanilla as well. Careful here, this is where your eggs are most likely to scramble. Cook this, stirring constantly, for about 10-15 minutes on medium low heat. Don't let it simmer or boil! Constant stirring will help keep the temperature even and cooler. The longer you cook it, the thicker it will get. It will thicken as it cools, so if you don't like it extra thick, cut it at 10-15 minutes.
- Kill the heat, strain this mixture through a fine mesh sieve into a mixing bowl. Add your fresh ground nutmeg and cream, and your booze at this point if you're putting that in. Stir this until combined, and you're done! I let this cool in the fridge in a soup container until chilled, and serve with extra nutmeg sprinkled on top.
Notes
Macros (per serving): fat: 49.5g; carbs: 56.4g; protein: 9.7g